LOL I'll Play Along
3 x 10Base2 RG58 Cox Cables with BNC Connectors
4 x 10Base2 BNC T Connectors
2 x 10Base 2 BNC 50 Ohm Terminators
4 x NE2000 10Base2 NICs (And some very old 486 PCs)
I recommend the Gateway 2000 P60.
Don't forget to load up IPX/SPX to play Rise of the Triad